It’s Tuesday, and already it has been a super-long week. Overtime hours at work and a house in worse than its usual state of disarray. I fell asleep early on the couch, watching Transformers (my favorite!) on Netflix (not influenced at all by my five year old son). It started out rather okay. It started out…
I am pretty sure a break down is imminent.
Here is a Top Ten List of the reasons why:
- Waking up to puke on my floor
- Waking up to a puke covered toddler
- Waking up to puke on my couch
- Waking up to puke on my pants
- Waking up to puke on my t-shirt
- Waking up to puke in my hair
- Waking up to puke on my floor
- Trying not to puke myself at the smell
- Carefully taking off puke-covered toddler’s clothes
- Cleaning up puke from my toddler’s skin
- Cleaning up puke from my toddler’s hair
- New jammies and toddler to bed
- Cleaning up puke from my couch
- Cleaning puke off the remote control
- Dragging myself into my bedroom
- Finding another sick child in my bed
- Carefully taking off puke-covered preschooler’s clothes
- Cleaning puke off my preschooler
- New jammies and preschooler to bed
- Cleaning up puke from my comforter
- Cleaning up puke from my sheets
- Cleaning up puke from my mattress cover
- Washing puke from my pillows
- Washing puke off of my hair
- Washing puke off of my hands
- New sweatpants and t-shirt
- Smelling bleach cleaner all over my hands
- Washing couch cover, clothes, sheets, and towels at 2 am
- Wishing I had never bought raspberries
Wait, I think that is more than ten. But, I am too frazzled to fix this. I am going to get some sleep before the kids wake me again.
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